Even lachen

Na alle ellende van de afgelopen tijd, is het echt even tijd om van de stoel af te vallen van het lachen. Ik had al eens eerder een post geschreven over het Chinglish. Maar deze zijn weer waanzinnig goed! Oh, ik had net echt buikpijn van het lachen!

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The 37 Most Awkward English Fails You Can Only Find In Asia

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I had never laughed so hard before making this list.

1. The water’s great, come on in.

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2. Wheelchair accessible highway

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3. Why didn’t we get Windows 8?

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4. There are no words...

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5. Male Massage Specialist

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6. If it’s not pee, it’s going right back from where it came from.

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7. A mother is a...

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8. Fire extinguisher

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9. Jerk Chicken

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10. Solve all your problems with a swim.

Source: engrish.com

11. Hospital Waiting Room

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12. When your kidnappers give you your one call, use it on the cops.

Source: engrish.com

12. I cannot be bothered to translate these squiggly symbols.

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14. My love for you burns hot.

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15. Disembodied limbs are hostile and will attack without warning.

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16. Take ‘em out cleanly and quietly.

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17. If McDonald’s can get away with it, so can we

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18. Will explode in your mouth and your pants.

Source: engrish.com

19. Please leave toilet undestroyed.

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20. Brothels this way. (Naar de walletjes!)

Source: chairmanlol.com

21. Just don’t go #2

22. Take the elevator

23. Better than tree fiddy

24. Judge not by the color of the park, but by the content of its playground

25. We do happy endings (meer dan een massage)

26. Really really fast food

27. Hermaphrodite crossing

28. For Chneise people

29. Just say neigh. (nou nee...)

30. Very “special” snacks

31. DIY Buffet

32. Enjoy your eternal stay!

33. ;)

34. Exit only

35. Put the man in manicure

36. Maaaath (wiiiiskunde!)

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37. Take them out to dinner first

Source: http://www.engrish.com/